Wednesday, January 25, 2006

The Pirate Investigation.

So I think I want to be a Pirate.

Lets look at the evidence:









Exhibit A. A selection of my clothes... ALL containing skull and cross bones.












Exhibit B. The pair of shoes I just bought... sporting a Pirate symbol.














Exhibit C. *dribble*











Exhibit D. A screen shot of my current desktop complete with a Pirate Hat adorned Mr Boyd.


and lastly, Exhibit E...













Pirate Slink... fancy dress party 2005 complete with sword, stripey socks, eye patch and bandana.

I don't know where this obsession has come from, neither do I know if you can call it an obsession if I haven't been completely aware of it. However, it's not just me- this phenomenon has seemingly spread to my younger sister Vix (see below), who also informed me today she was has been invited to a Pirate Party!














This all prompted me to ask the question: Where has this Pirate obsession come from?

I have delved deep into my childhood to discover the answers, and here are my findings:

Okay. My first thought turned to this ---------------------->

Pop-Up Pirate, the game that many of us had when we were small I'm sure. It seemed this was to be merely my first encounter with the my Pirate Destiny.
I believe this game belonged to my older brother who also spent many an hour playing with Pirate lego, Pirate playmobile and so on. I must have been pretty much surrounded by pirates as a child so this was bound to have a long lasting effect on me.

Here's my brother when he was little, possibly about 8 or 9 years old... look closely at his clothing. Stripes, a scarf, belt with big buckle and a parrot on his T-shirt... blatantly Pirate. (Thank god he's in Japan, he'd kill me if he saw this). He also owned a Pirate ship which I think is still in the attic somewhere. My first piece of evidence was in the form of a photograph of Drayton Manor Theme Park... the photo plainly showed the Pirate Adventure ride- which happened to be my favorite at the time... mainly because I was way too small for most of the other rides and I pretty much hate anything that moves faster than I can think- no jokes about my brain speed please. I remember many a holiday to Cornwall. Hell, we still go there now, and I think we all hold it in our hearts as our family holiday destination. Cornwall, aside from being a holiday destination famous for pasties, piskies and cream teas, is also famous for Pirates. Lots of them, and a quick internet search will pick up many a tale and legend.

As I trawled through lots of family photographs spanning over some 20 odd years I should think, I found a pattern emerging. On most holidays, my family were able to track down large galleon sailing ships! My dad does have a fascination with boats so I think that explains it- but just how many photographs I found of these damn galleons was incredible, and now I too have seem to get drawn to these big ships when I see them. I even took a photograph of one last holiday in a place called Charlestown- another famous Pirate place.


So, even our family holidays were tinged with Pirate activity, visiting Pirate locations and playing on galleons. Look on the left and you'll see my brother playing with a cannon aboard one ship.
On the right here, my poor father experiences Pirate torture as my brother and I develop our blood thirst at a young age.
My little sister was born in 1989, and even years after these photos were taken, our family holidays were still including visits to sailing ships- possibly to train up the new Pirate in our midst. In the picture below, my sister could be no older than three and yet she finds herself at the helm of another Galleon. Incredible.
To Conclude:
Wether or not my family has REAL Pirate blood running through our veins is yet to be proven, but the overwhelming evidence suggests that it's a trait that we won't escape.
Holidays were tainted with Pirate activity, spending more than average amounts of time on large galleons and sailing ships. Echoes of this at home seeped into our lives playing with Pirate games, wearing Pirate clothes (in my brothers case) and playing with Pirate themed toys. The visiting of Pirate heritage still occurs on family holidays today.
It seems the Pirate instinct has lain dormant for some time and has gradually been re-awoken. Unable to pull away from the magnetism of the Skull and Crossbones symbol, The Jolly Roger has crept into my families wardrobe, decor and right into the core of our being.
It really is no wonder I just HAD to buy those shoes.





Thursday, January 19, 2006

A Pointless Ramble.

Still. Can't. Find. A. Stupid. JOB.

and until I do.. I can't really afford to self promote much... or do much at all for that matter.

I've printed out some CV's to hand out randomly in town. Hopefully some places will keep me on file for any up-coming jobs. It seems that, keeping on looking online, signing up to places, and walking round town endlessly is all I can do for now.... oh and of course the crappy jobcentre.

Moan over. Something will come up.

I have on the other hand completed some artwork for a friends new project called The Picture Show, and this time I've even got paid. Quite pleased with some of them, and it was nice being semi-creative for a while. I also placed an ad and my profile on channel 4's IdeasFactory webpage so maybe I'll get a few more people viewing my work from there.

In other, non work related news... my 'sort-of' resolution this year is to build up and maintain my self esteem and a more positive attitude. I was doing quite well over christmas and I'm determined it's going to be a good move for my general wellbeing. It has meant that I had to purchase some new shoes and underwear though. Those things are obligatory to the self esteem building process. :) And yeah- I can't afford them. Tough shit- it's for my health and I figured my relatives would want me to spend my christmas money on nicer things than ink cartridges and flippin printing costs.

Geeez... this really IS a pointless ramble. laters.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Wierd Thought # 75689100002

The human equivalent of a snowman in snow would be a person standing naked while it rained bits of skin or dna.

Monday, January 09, 2006

huh?

It's not the 9th of January already is it???! Is it.... ?! .... yeah it is....

crap.

Well I totally made myself ill on New Years Eve but fortunatly this was a good few hours after midnight. Unfortunatly however, I was extreeeeemely ill... but for that I blame Sarah B's pretty damn difficult drinking games complete with shots of Whiskey and Port for extra effect.

Today I resumed jobhunting in my new location albeit half heartedly since there was hardly anything in town, most of the shops had no stock in let alone staff, and I couldn't be bothered to walk up the giant hill to get to the lousy jobcentre. Ah well... I have been trying to email about an illustration post in London, but I keep getting delivery failure notices whenever I send! It's really frustrating. I'm really missing making stuff, and want to do soem illustration soon, just to get back into the habit. I also really want to take more photographs of stuff and start sketching people again- it'll all be good practise and I really miss doing/being and feeling creative.

I miss Niall too. I miss being an "us". His choice though.