Forgive me a rant. It won't take long.
The next man OR woman who assumes I am...
a). stupid
b). horny
c). slutty
... because of my fucking hair colour may well get stabbed in the face.
My hair is blonde. Get the fuck over it. Judging by the complete fuck-wits I've had the displeasure of meeting who have made any of the above assumptions, should I perhaps be reforming my opinions of brunette haired people as:
a). fucking thick as pig shit
b). lame
c). sexist
and d). have clearly been raised watching far too much pornography.????
Er... yeah maybe not.
Yet again I guess the media doesn't help with this particular issue- fuelling it with ridiculous polls suggesting that most men and women prefer brunettes... hmm could that be because of a general, wide sweeping idea that blonde women are associated with pornography and sex by.... hmm, the media?!?!?. No shit sherlocks. I would wager I am 3000% more intelligent than any twat who is lame enough to even answer such a fucking stupid, pointless poll.
Get real you absolute fucking morons.
That is all.
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